It started a few days ago, don't know how, but Allen bet me 10 dollars to see who could get something on the front page of Digg first. Oh shit, he threw down the gauntlet. Challenge accepted, bitch! So basically, that's what I'm doing here. This blog is strictly for me to get 10 bucks. Some of you may be wondering, "why go through all that trouble for a measly ten bucks?" Well, to those of you I say, first, mind your bidness, sucka. But really, I just want the chance to throw it in his face for the rest of his life, which will hopefully be short because the shame of losing will drive him to suicide. If I were more clever, I would take the Kenny Hotz route and just cheat my way onto the front page, but I'm no Kenny Hotz. Then again, so few of us are.
To be perfectly honest, my life would be a lot better with Allen's money. I work a minimum wage job in a comic book store and am a full time student, as well. Ten dollars would get me so much, honor, glory, pride, the right to throw it in his stupid face at any given moment...the possibilities are infinite. Just picture Cartman in "Red Hot Catholic Love."
That's gonna be me. Lording it over Allen for the rest of his life. I may even get it changed into quarters so I can swim in it.
Good people of Digg, I beg of thee (thou? y'all?), help me get Allen's money. Digg this sad little blog, digg it with all your might!
I thank you,
Brenda
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